Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Things
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny things.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
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Non-Flushing Toilet
Don’t use it. Trust me. (It flooded and now the sea is here.)
May 6, 2024
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A Brownie or Possibly a Turd in the Pool!
I would go in the pool and taste it to make sure.
February 11, 2024
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Unicorn Toots
Who thought they farted glitter? Psst—they are real stinkers!
July 20, 2023
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Multiple Butts
So you can poop and fart out of different directions.
November 23, 2022
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Buttthrower
1. Identify a source of fire.
2. Wait until you need to toot.
3. Place the source of fire near your butt.
4. Fart and enjoy.
September 12, 2022
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Poopy Butt Poo
Poop is a very natural cross of asparagus and pomegranate plants. It revolves around the bamboo trees of southern Antartica.
December 30, 2019
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Poo Poo Breath
Hahaha, you have it.
January 8, 2019
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Fish Poop
It looks brown, it may be a bit yellow. It either trails on its tail, or floats to the bottom where the gravel is. My fish has a tank, there's a starfish, and a plant. It's pretty clean, but, as I said, there is the daunting FISH POOP!
May 26, 2018
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People Farts
Silent Susies out there.
June 7, 2017
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Butt Phases
Poop is a solid. Fart is gas, and diarrhea is a liquid.
November 6, 2016
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Ugly Fat Poos
May 7, 2016
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Poo
Something that comes out of your butt.
April 16, 2016
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Buttcrack Gas
It is funny.
November 26, 2015
